Free trip into my Head/World/warpedness?

[CathyRose]

Lol, that is sooo funny. I thought you were kidding until I saw the photos! Yes, you are warped, and I know, because that is something my husband would do too. My first day back in the forums and you have me laughing already.

[bdank]

So, this is a special visit to my life and the secrets not often shared. I’m 61 and my soul mate wife of 12 years is 40. She keeps me happy and active   and that’s enough said about that. We’ve started babysitting a 9 month old boy. He's crawling everywhere, callouses on his knees. My wife comments about Swiffer sweeper pads made into knee pad/chin guards, attached to his legs so that when he crawls around, he sweeps our dusty floor and conveniently prevents the callouses. Then, I automatically grab the laser pointer (yes I know not to shine in his eyes, please) and proceeded to guide him and our 2 cats all over the house directly from my doublewide recliner. Then I think of, maybe 1 or 2 more 8-9 month old crawlers (it won’t work when they start to walk) and my wife would never have to sweep again. Are we sick or what?  

Cushman, I can't tell if you are crazy or a genius 

[tag]

Cushman, I can't tell if you are crazy or a genius  

There is a fine line between the two.

[ErnieHodge]

There is a fine line between the two.

It is a fine line but sometimes that line can get a little fuzzy.

[acanfield]

Since I missed the domesticity gene, and hate to inflict this punishment on innocents like children and cats, there's always an iRobot ROOMBA!!!!

[bdank]

There is a fine line between the two.

It is a fine line but sometimes that line can get a little fuzzy.

You all are cracking me up over here. 

[bdank]

Since I missed the domesticity gene, and hate to inflict this punishment on innocents like children and cats, there's always an iRobot ROOMBA!!!!

Surely, that can't be as entertaining!

[cushman350]

So, this is a special visit to my life and the secrets not often shared. I’m 61 and my soul mate wife of 12 years is 40. She keeps me happy and active   and that’s enough said about that. We’ve started babysitting a 9 month old boy. He's crawling everywhere, callouses on his knees. My wife comments about Swiffer sweeper pads made into knee pad/chin guards, attached to his legs so that when he crawls around, he sweeps our dusty floor and conveniently prevents the callouses. Then, I automatically grab the laser pointer (yes I know not to shine in his eyes, please) and proceeded to guide him and our 2 cats all over the house directly from my doublewide recliner. Then I think of, maybe 1 or 2 more 8-9 month old crawlers (it won’t work when they start to walk) and my wife would never have to sweep again. Are we sick or what?  

Cushman, I can't tell if you are crazy or a genius  

Crazy is close enough to be argued successfully, but genius, not so much.